Conversation Starters

Conversation bak in my room wid my friends are so funny.
An extract:
Nithin: (To Ranjeet) Yu had 2 whole Crocin tabs?
Me: To wash away his sins, he had Crocins. Lol (Ranjeet is good god-fearin guy)
Ranjeet: Yeah, was havin a sore throat n slight fever.
Nithin: Oh. But 2 Crocins ll make yu drowsy.
Ranjeet: I no. Take 2 Crocins n cut a vein u'll die 4 sure.
Tomy: (Jumpin in)Where did Crocin come here. Cut a vein, eat or don eat
Crocin, u'll die.

We couldn't stop laughin 4 next 2 mins.

Ranjeet, The Guy from Heaven!!!!